The (Saga?) continues.....

Hello. Welcome to the latest installment of I Have No Life And Am Consequentially Posting On A Blog That No One Reads. For today's topic, we will be discussing geometry-among other things-but mostly geometry, which I think could be summarized in two words: it sucks. Today, however, geometry sucked slightly less, due to the fact that near the end of the class our teacher got stumped by a problem and spent the remainder of the class (somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes) trying to figure out ONE problem. She was not trying to figure out the answer to said problem, but trying to understand (so she could attempt at making US understand) WHY the answer was like it was. You see, we students are fine with saying that angle 4 is bigger than angle 6 simply because it looks bigger. Mrs. Laatsch, however, insists that there must be a VALID reason for everything, and apparently "It looks bigger" is not valid enough. So... We came up with a valid one. And our revolutionary answer for everything in the universe is: Jesus. You see, Jesus was the perfect Lamb. He is right, He is always right, and He is never wrong. So, logically, we figure that "Jesus" could be a correct answer for every single question in the universe. Why? Jesus.

There are many practical benefits to this method of thinking, for example: Teacher asks, "What is the distance formula?" One could respond "The square root of y2-y1 raised to the second power plus the square root of x2-x1 raised to the second power," but that is really long and difficult to memorize. A much simpler way of doing it would be: Teacher asks, "What is the distance formula?" And all of the students could reply, in unison, "Jesus." Though they would first be treated like sacreligious imbaciles, after explaining their answer they could not be proved incorrect. They would then get the extra joy of being formally appologized to by the teacher.

This method could also make English class extremely easy.

Unfortunately, however, no adult in their right mind will embrace this method of thinking. What does this mean? We present it to the government.

Seriously though, I think that this is a revolutionary idea that could very well be embraced by our government, who are (it seems) actively trying to run our country into the ground. Allow me to clarify: I am not saying that Jesus has anything to do with the fact that our government is trying to destroy us. In fact, our government is only able to attempt to destroy us because of a LACK of Jesus. I am aware, however, that if we simply answered "Jesus" to everything, and never actually learned anything, we would probably be in even worse shape than we are now. For all I know, we might even elect a President without knowing anything about him, possibly even one with Socialist agendas.

Good thing the adults of America that vote did NOT grow up simply answering "Jesus" to everything and not learning what they were supposed to. Wait, did they?

Why don't you tell us about those rabbit's, George.